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Castro ill, someone tell the CIA!
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According to the Associated Press, the US administration was caught off guard by the recent illness and surgery of Cuban president Fidel Castro. (You remember him, he's the personification of the evils of Communism holding Cuba in a yoke of tyranny.)

Someone should call the CIA. (You remember them, they're the guys who warned us about 9/11, the USS Cole, and many other scary events.)

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